For reasons that are irrelevant, i went out and got smashed on a Monday night. While at the bar, and for reasons that i cant recall, my friend and i got into a political discussion with the dude sitting next to us. He asked us what presidential hopeful we were rooting for. When we both replied "Obama" The dude looked at us with such disgust that my ( Read more... )

Last weekend i went to a party. I got drunk. I danced like a maniac. It is the dancing that merits further explanation, as while dancing, i had an epiphany. It occured to me, while jumping up and down to Dance Commander, that i was, in fact, yelling "I am a dance commander ( Read more... )

Apathy is like Heroine

It is super bad for you
It is incredibly addictive
withdrawl is a BITCH

But apathy is far more dangerous then Heroine will ever be. because, apart from being perfectly legal, naturally occurring, and not having a methadone equivalent, it is FREE.

For anyone who doesn’t know, my latest job is stocking the shelves during the night shift at a super market. The job is ok, as far as these kind of jobs go, and provides me the luxury of telling people that “I am a Night Stalker” which has yet to get old ( Read more... )

So i went to go see the new transformers movie, Alone because i like feeling like i have no friends ( Read more... )

This something is called "false waking." And it is a huge pain in the ass for someone like me, who rides off to war against his subconscious every night ( Read more... )

so yeah, ive never really drunk posted before... this seems like something i need to do ( Read more... )

A couple days ago, my mom found a mouse in the kitchen that had been cornered by all three of our cats, rather then just let the cats kill it (the only thing that cats are good for) she elected to throw it outside, or at least try to, but the thought of a small cute mammal freezing to death was too much for her to bear. I find this amusing, as she ( Read more... )

Today was the first day in many months were I could drive to school and not have to give up a piece of my soul. Normally, I barter with The Devil for some of His unholy fire so I won't freeze to death in the time it takes me to haul ass from one heated building to another ( Read more... )

My mom decided that it was time to rid her household of our old computer. She charged me with removing the computers hard drive, for two reasons ( Read more... )