Oh goddamn it, Bakker! You crazy, crazy man!
Fuckin' named a new dino the "Dragon King of Hogwarts!"
We love you.

In other news: My brother is coming to visit for his birthday, Caligula is weird, your mom called she's having an abortion, happy birthday Caitlin, and I got hit on by a creepy drunk man who wanted toads.

Aww wow... now I've found a hairy museum. I have so much reading to do.
I'm totally buying this shirt when they print more.

Wizard People, Dear Readers is freakin' hilarious. We watched/listened to the whole thing and I was dying. It is Recommended by Me.

ps. cool things that are dead... and alive

Um. Story time!
Yesterday I was walking to work, and as I passed in front of Taco Del Mar a mostly eaten pigeon carcass dropped in front of me with a wet, meaty thunk. I looked up and in the tree above me was a falcon, cold staring at me. It was awesome. The only other person to see was a man eating a burrito in the window, he laughed at me (maybe ( Read more... )

My snake's going to be on a plane when Snakes on a Plane comes out on DVD.

The Chase came back!
This + no work = A very happy Nicole.

Yesterday was an excellent break from the worst week in a while. Nate, Anthony, Danny, Chase and I all went to BC to see the Body Worlds exhibit at Science World. It was extremely fascinating, I spent quite a lot of time staring at things, and even got to touch a human kidney. The only thing that disturbed me a little was the cross section of an ( Read more... )

"What do you know for sure? Are you sure? There's three things I know for sure. One: It takes a real big dog to weigh a ton. Two: A catfish's asshole is water-tight. Three: I'm gonna marry this lady who I love."
(Really? For sure?Nigel's back! Did you see? All saving the wildlife with his time machine... madness ( Read more... )

There is charcoal in my snot.

A lot has been done, but is it enough??

If I had achondroplasia, I would have a dachshund. No ifs, ands, or buts, just a dachshund at all times.

There is an ant infestation in my backpack. This makes me uncomfortable. I hate having little sugar ants run everywhere when I pull out a notebook. (This is when you invision Nicole pounding on her desk in the middle of class just looking livid

So last night, after worrying about making a mistake at work which I later found out was not a problem at all and my admitting to it made them trust me more, I was thinking about picking up a sack of the special cat food for senior cats to bring home and maybe help Lucy out a little. She has lived with me in the Seattle house ever since my family ( Read more... )