Sometimes it's like - Dude how old are you? You're a receptionist and you're trying to treat me like a dumbarse.

Its days like today where I wish I had my own private island where people didn't exist. Alls I would need is food and internet. Life would be sweet.

Once a very long time ago, I had a summer dalliance with a very good looking (or, as my friend said "yummy"), albeit a little bit stupid, 18 year old boy ( Read more... )

Things that are awesome ( Read more... )

This Watch:


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My friend just compared me to looking like Miranda Kerr.

This is possibly the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me, notwithstanding that they are so completely wrong its embarrasing...

I'm more Kelly Kapoor I think...

But it gives me something to work towards - hahahahaha.

I'm only up because I'm waiting for you...

I forgot what fun was like ( Read more... )

From ONTD: http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/44769093.html


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I'm slightly outraged by Yellow Fever - it is my new biggest pet hate - I think its gross and vile and stereotypes Asian chicks as airheaded subservient skanks who don't understand a word of English but give great head ( Read more... )