oh sure, it's easy to point out my faults, it's even harder to shut up ( Read more... )

dear God, we pay for all this stuff ourselves so, thanks for nothing ( Read more... )

dad, women won't like being shot in the face
-lisa
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i really don't want to talk about it, so i won't, but today was pretty much the worst father's day i've ever experienced.
and that's all i'm going to say. i don't want to really relive it
i have no father.

whenever i'm confused i just check my underwear, it holds the answers to all of life's questions.
-grandpa simpson
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so my most recent posts have been kind of depressing and i don't want to end on a sad note until my next post. so...


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I know that all this obsession with thinness is unrealistic and antifeminist…BUT THAT'S JUST WHAT A FAT GIRL WOULD SAY ( Read more... )

he who ha-has last ha-has best ( Read more... )

if you marry me, we will honeymoon in nebulan 5. also known as san diego.
-comic book guy
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ok this is what i want to do at my wedding now.

Click to view

this is awesome

and i've been doing this for the past hr and a half while on the computer

Click to view

<3

maybe death will stop your yammering.
-marge
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so, recent events have lead me towards a dark place that i don't really want to be at right now.
and yet i see myself approaching it, and i'm not really doing much to prevent my upcoming stay.
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a band in a closet, every girl's dream.
-marge
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so yesterday was this
and i went.
and it was great.

i'd never heard shiny toy guns before, and they are great, i <3 them ( Read more... )

so sad, and so sexy, yet so delicious mmmm...
-homer
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taken tonight.
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