keep looking shocked and move slowly towards the cake...
-homer
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i'm old.

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hello domino's? what do you mean you're not open?! no you call me back during business hrs!! i'll show you who's a recorded message!!
-homer
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public transportation is for jerks and lesbians. oh i guess i'll walk...
-homer
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i hate cars.
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