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We are have new community

I am now named
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I hate Mondays

And tomorrow will be even worse

WOE

Anyone ever read The Golden Compass, which is the American title? Or British title, Northern Lights?

And yes I'm fully aware how ironic it is that my dæmon is a spider. Me being arachnaphobic, joy.

A 12 year old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside him and the window was wound down.

"I'll give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car", said the driver.

"No way! Get stuffed!", replied the boy.

"How about a bag of lollies and $10?" asked the driver.

"I said no way", replied the irritated youngster.

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If this isn't the cutest thing you've ever seen, than I don't know what is.

I want a Shiba Inu. Have a dozen of names for the little bugger already. But I saw on some site they cost around 750 euro. And no one wants a new dog, so I'm screwed.

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People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

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People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel ( Read more... )

Which you can find...

To the citizens of the United States of America

In light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately.

Her Sovereign Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II, will resume monarchical duties over all states, ( Read more... )

A Cowboy meets an Indian herding sheep in the Black Hills.
Cowboy: "Nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"
Indian: "Dog no talk."
Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog: "Doin' all right."
Indian: (Look of shock!)
Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" (Pointing at the Indian.) 
Dog: "Yep."
Cowboy: "How's he treating you?"
Dog: " ( Read more... )