i just found this gem of a story i wrote in high school (i think i was a sophmore) based on this
marketing campaign.  we were obsessed with the idea of apple guy, his picture hung in mine/kelsey's shared locker in the band hallway along with a drawing of a foot giving the middle toe and six of my mom's school portraits from the year (to name a few ( Read more... )

don't make this unless you want to believe in magic and would like the way you look at fruit to change forever ( Read more... )

Dwight: Welcome to the Hotel Hell. Check-in time is now, check-out time is never ( Read more... )

basil soap + smokey bar for 3 hours + lavender soap = hands that smell like ramen noodles

an equation so puzzling that you get out of bed to post it on the internet when you should be fast asleep.

most people would be excited to graduate for the sole reason that it represents a giant accomplishment. i guess that's alright, and getting a job is pretty cool too. but me, mostly i'm looking forward to moving out and finding new ways to use all the garbage i bought when i moved out at 18 and thought was super awesome, baking late at night and ( Read more... )

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every joe cocker song is making me want to cry. and watch the wonder years all day long.

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thursday: leadership exam
friday: christian rock concert to please my mother
saturday: vampire party
sunday: give flu shots to the homeless

what kind of person has a schedule like this?