not at traumatizing as hitting an opossum

[skankingnaked]

he was wearing glasses, an army coat, and a red weird beard, you could just tell he was crossing the street to get home to play D&D and i almost hit him as i turned right. he wouldn't even look at me so i could mouth "i'm sorry". i thanked my brother for being in the car and shouting, thus causing me to brake, because that would have been a

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[bon_bon_lives]

but later, when someone asked you what you did that day you could have said, "crackin' some ribs."
which would sound tough.