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My New Google Fu is obviously not Unstoppable
Drat, I can't find anything about that legend where Elvis sleeps under the Mountain awaiting the hour when Rock and Roll is in its greatest distress, at which point he will arise from his slumber to unite us against the forces of darkness in our hour of need -- probably with the aid of Godzilla and Giant Robots. But only if there are no Ravens ( Read more... ) -
Stuff I've Failed To Write So Far This Year
A transcript of the late Sir Richard Dimbleby commentating during the Queen's coronation in 1953 upon the ancient ceremony of the presentation of the five trays of ice-cubes by the Royal Queen's Own New Orleanian Refrigerators, the White Goods Regiment (as depicted by froggy) in suitably hushed tones.
A stiff letter to the BBC and the National ( Read more... ) -
The Lure of Large Numbers
Inspired by those many people who try to sell me unsecured personal loans. (rev.3 ( Read more... ) -
Newton's (Rest) Mass
Inspired by Autopope (rev.5 ( Read more... ) -
Defenestration
Inspired by Manfire (rev. 7 ( Read more... ) -
This Statement is No Longer Operative
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Losing the Argument
Plorkwort wrote:
...conduct the ceremony in a church filled in stained-glass jello?
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'What!?'
'I want us to have the ceremony in a church filled with stained-glass jello,' I repeated nervously.
Oh dear, he wasn't taking this well. A hole to somewhere unpleasant opened in the pit of my stomach. It was happening again...
'No. NO!'
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Go Ahead, Waste Your Vote
Jacob W. Haller wrote:
Lots42 The Library Avenger wrote:
I know it's a weird subject line but Google has shown men that people are actively and seriously saying they'd vote for Hitler over Bush.
Anyone who says that should be locked in a room with Holocaust survivors.
I think there may be certain aspects of this scheme that you have not ( Read more... ) -
Dietary Advice
Eb Oesch
wrote:
EAT MORE PEOPLE
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.. Advice from the Cannibalism Council
EAT MORE CANNIBALS
.. Advice from the Cannibal Cannibalism Council
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