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"A massive fucker"
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Please, let it work out! Let it work out! Oh, please, please, please! Let it work out! Please!! Let It Work Out! Please! Oh, please, oh, please!!
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In The Jungle
I’m currently residing in Sofia, Bulgaria.
I know.
Anyway, it’s not that bad! I feel like an alien in disguise or a spy.
It actually is erm... entertaining! I cannot describe what this fucking city looks like. It’s like Max Frisch’s description of Mexico in Homo Faber. No carnivorous birds, though.
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I have magicKal powers!!
[Ich kann machen, dass die Luft stinkt.]
Last night, I didn’t feel so well. I was invited to a party, but I didn’t want to wash my hair and get fancy-dressed. I know that’s not a real word!So I refused the inviation and stayed at home ( Read more... ) -
Another Day in Reality World
Tonight we had to call an ambulance because Herr Pelikan attempted suicide once again.
He swallowed a shitload of pills (Mogadon, Rohypnol,...) + all the alcohol he drank + who knows what else.
His girlfriend has breast cancer. His dog has fleas.
I still have his shit under my fingernails.
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not much recently.
I'm a volunteer now. But if anybody asks I say "community service" and show them my tatoos. Then I drink a large gin by sniffing it up my nose. Don't mess with me! I do the night shift at a place for homeless people. Hand out bedclothes, make soup and sandwiches, wipe up bodily fluids and such, help the younger ones with their ( Read more... ) -
It's Monday Night which means it's Queer As Folk Night!! *hooray*
Oh man! I'll have my final exam for this semester tomorrow morning and I didn't study for one minute!
I just completely forgot to. I knew I had to take that exam - I just forgot I had to study for it aswell. Wtf?!
Yeah, whatever, Dave.
It will work out somehow. It has to.
WANNA KNOW WHAT THIS IS?!
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Du kan inte stjäla min hatkärlek!
Rockstjärnan höll sin före detta flickvän som gisslan Publicerad: 2004-06-13
Den 28-åriga kvinnan hölls fången i flera timmar innan hon fritogs av polis.
Pojkvännen, en känd svensk rockstjärna, band henne för att hindra henne från att fly från huset.
Men hon lyckades slå larm med ett sms.
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