Your Moon is in Pisces ( Read more... )

I'm tired of men looking at my breasts like they're t-bone steaks, and they haven't eaten in a week.

KNOCK IT OFF!!!!

Or I'll kick you so hard in the groin that you'll wish you never had testicles, you'll pee blood, and your children will be born with deformities!

So today begins the first quarter break for the karate school, which means no classes all this week. Which means that, except for checking messages and calling new student leads, I don't have to be there at all this week. I'm delighted. Yet it doesn't feel real. I feel like at any moment I'm going to get an email saying GOTCHA! That this is all ( Read more... )

Tartanic at the Arizona Renaissance Festival

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“You light the fire of love in earth and sky in heart and soul of every being ( Read more... )

I've heard there was a secret chord ( Read more... )

So, while sitting here trying not to throw up all over my desk (do you have the visual yet?), I'm contemplative ( Read more... )

Don't drink Yuban. It's basically hot water and crap.

Also, don't eat a bagel with butter with a cup of orange spice tea. You'll puke it up. I speak from experience.

Today is not a good health day.