operation: "get a job" is complete
i am now gary the bike messenger

operation "find a house" is now in effect

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Post a memory of me.
It can be anything you want, just so long as it happened.

Then post this to your journal.
See what people remember about you.

way more accurate than the other ones ive seen ( Read more... )

While riding my bike down the bikepath late at night a political sign on someones lawn made me do a double take:

"In Bush We Trust"

I really didn't think Bush-fans were the type to replace God's name with that of the president.

Oh well. In the trash it went.

Before I start this poem ( Read more... )

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1
last nights bus driver
told me i could ride for free
and to enjoy life

2
I'm a nice guy but
you demand without manners
no snow cone for you

3
oh tomato pie
so good after eleven
one dollar one slice

4
riding my bike fast
wind blows back relentlessly
cars tell me fuck off

5
big ugly billboard
you would look so much better
with spraypaint on you

POINTLESS FEST!

i have no idea where i'm staying or what i'm eating for 4 days but its going to be the shit.

oh and crucial unit, you suck for cancelling.

so i went on a big trip ( Read more... )