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Actual Newspaper Headlines
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Actual Newspaper Headlines
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Married Priests in Catholic Church a Long Time Coming
Prosecutors Want Victim in Courtroom During Murder Trial
Reason for More Bear Sightings: More Bears
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Lawyers Are Full Of Bull
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's prize bull was missing from the section through which the railroad passed. The rancher claimed that the bull must have been hit by the train, and wanted to be paid the fair value of the bull. The case was scheduled to be tried before the justice of ( Read more... ) -
Is spelling really important?
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdgnieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll ( Read more... ) -
Barbecue
It's the only type of cooking a "real" man will do. When a man volunteers to do the 'BBQ' the following chain of events are put into motion ( Read more... ) -
Psychic Dog
An elderly lady phoned her telephone company to report that her telephone failed to ring when her friends called -- and that on the few occasions when it did ring, her pet dog always moaned right before the phone rang ( Read more... ) -
Warning Labels
* Warning on a bottle of drain cleaner: "If you do not understand, or cannot read, all directions, cautions and warnings, do not use this product ( Read more... ) -
Dear Abby letters
The following are actual letters that Abigail Van Buren (Dear Abby) admitted she was at a total loss to answer ( Read more... ) -
In Honor of Stupid People
Remember this post? You know, where some guy was awarded $1,750,000 and a new Winnebago after he set it on cruise control and went in back to make coffee? After that, the manuals for the Winnebagos were changed. Here are a few more instructions... you can only imagine why they're there ( Read more... )
