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I haven't posted ONYC here in a while, but this one was just too cute not to post:
12-year-old boy: I'm in a grey area right now as to whether Santa exists or not. I need more evidence.
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Fun with words on ONYC
Toddler, pointing out window: Bitch!
Grandmother: Bridge. It's a bridge.
Toddler: Bitch!
Hipster chick: Hey, what do you do when Pikachu won't get on a bus?
Thug: I dunno.
Hipster chick: You poke him on! Get it? Like Pokemon?
Thug: No, then he would thunderstrike you.
Hipster chick: [Silence.]
Thug: He's an electric type, you know?
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California, 156 years ago
For the Californians on my list...
Do you know what happened in 1850, in California?
California became a state.
The State had no electricity.
The State had no money.
Almost everyone spoke Spanish.
There were gun fights in the streets.
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New Math
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
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Overheard in NYC (my favorites from August 2005)
I can't sleep because I'm hungry. So I do this instead. Why aren't any of the dining halls open? Why can't I sleep even though I'm exhausted? I'll be fine. Really.
Post 2 - one-linersWoman: Why does every man have to stare at my tits? Like they've never seen none before? Haven't they seen their Momma's or their wives' or their girlfriends'? The ( Read more... ) -
Overheard in NYC (my favorites from August 2005)
I can't sleep because I'm hungry. So I do this instead. Why aren't any of the dining halls open? Why can't I sleep even though I'm exhausted? I'll be fine. Really.
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Politically Incorrect...
Things to think about in 2006 ( Read more... ) -
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The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University. Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person over 40 years of age cannot do it ( Read more... ) -
Two-year anniversary!
I've heard of this happening before, but it has never happened to me. Even though I try to memorize and then miss the date. But today was the opposite! Today, on a whim, I decided to check the date that I created skaterboyslash. I thought it was in February. But it was today!!!! Well, today two years ago.
I created skaterboyslash on March 25, 2003 after getting feedback on a ( Read more... )
