So my new job has me drinking again. I was down to about 2 beers a week. Now I'm up to, oh, I dunno, an eighteen pack.

A day.

It APPEARS as if some stand up chaps in Poland, I believe, decided to access my bank card and spend all $630.00 attached to it.

Poop.

At what point does someone decide "eh, all this other facial hair is annoying, but I'll leave this one strip under my nose"

A mustache is a stupid, thanks.

I've gone ahead and transformed my life into that of a Worker Bee for the sake of future success. I'll be trying to pull about 80 hours a week so i can save up some serious money. I may go postal.

I am the absolute master of pissing people off without trying to or even knowing that I did it.

Ok, I'm done with the internet now. Fuck off.

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This is about the 20th time I have tried, and failed, to get all the way through Magnolia.

I wonder if there is something wrong with me.

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