This is my update. Check out the picture from like junior year. Word up motha fuckas. Yes im now black. Except not ( Read more... )

Now that Ive completed a full year of college, I can say honestly, I miss highschool. No responsibility. No academic challenge. Lots of friends who could hang out during the summer. All college has brought me is a persistent cold and a damaged liver. Dont get me wrong, I had fun and loved Amherst. But highschool was better. Hands down.

SO LITTLE TIME TO PULL UP GRADES. MUST...LEARN...ALL OF POLITICAL SCIENCE EVER IN THE NEXT FEW HOURS........MUST......WRITE........PAPER.

Who am I kidding. Damn you Arkes for making papers optional.

Damn you.

A minus in Buddhism???? A MINUS??? I deserved a straight up A. I must have sucked on the final paper.

I am about to crack. The work here is so fucking hard. Its insane. And everyone is so damn smart. Theres this kid Im friends with who turned down Harvard because he didnt want to go. What a fucker. I actually have to work to try and keep up with these kids. My assignment for today...finish two papers so I can have a whole day to study for a ( Read more... )

HUZZAH FOR BUSH

I can be happy.

Now let the whiny ass liberals leave comments.

You Are a Capitalist Republican


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We won again today. 5-0. Were the best team in the NESCAC bitches.
Im doing pretty well in school. Im looking at 3 B+ and maybe a B. I rule. Im so smart.

Off to get blackout drunk.

You know what pisses me off? When people bitch about their school work. I dont give a rats ass. It seems like everyone says that they cant handle college. Fuckers. Try playing an intercollegiate sport and still doing all that work. I do nothing but eat, sleep, study, and practice. I hate you fuckers who think you have it hard. Do you know ( Read more... )

Football camp is officially over. It was so fucking horrible. It was a week and a half long kick in the balls. But its over.

So let the kegger begin.