I know it's typical to the eat rabbit ears and funky looking eggs in and about now. But, they are just so symbolic of the death of jesus that I can't do it without feeling as though I should be taking on the sins of others. And since I might spontaneously combust with additional sins, I'm choosing to eat rice cakes instead ( Read more... )

If you're curious as to my whereabouts, be warned, take Lillard seriously, dude crashed my crib and gave me a swirly? Or something.

Anyhow, I think I've recovered and so forth.

I'm still not quite sure how I've managed to allow this, but a friend brought a cat into my apartment, more specifically, a kitten. I'm not particularly fond of cats, not in the slightest. This cat is orange and it looks somewhat retarded and another part psychotic. We have these elaborate staring competitions and the little bastard almost ( Read more... )

So, I haven't updated in awhile. And I'm not really updating now. No, this isn't a figment of your imagination, well unless maybe it is. Or possibly you're all a figment of mine. But, regardless I'm just writing to say I've been really busy and haven't been around but that I'm still alive, I think.

I've developed a somewhat strange obsession as of late. Lint, I'm absolutely fascinated with the fuzz. It might have been brought about by the impulsive laundry adventure. I started turning the collective fuzz into art (well art to me). I was making these elaborate designs with lint. I reach into my pockets, pick at my sleeves and roll around ( Read more... )

I'm not a fan or supporter of this day at all. All the store windows are dressed so pretty, but they make me breath anger (that nose sort of breathing). Forcing those who are "in love" to materialistically prove it to one another, and those that aren't to feel miserable for not being in love, as all things are suggesting you should be ( Read more... )

Wandering aimlessly weaving in and out of random stores I felt compelled to buy a beginner's guide to conversational French. I sat mesmerized by it for hours. I found it oddly humourous. I had elaborate conversations with my dog. Although, woof, ruff, and bark seem to be universal. So he had a bit of an advantage and as such was confusing me ( Read more... )

I went to the convenience store to pick up a newspaper (to see what George has up for us today) and for some strange reason I couldn't help but by a scratch ticket. It was one of those really complicated ones too. I know a thing or two, I've been around so I know there is a code on there that you can scratch and tell if you've won or not. But, ( Read more... )

Once again I'm not really sure what to say here. I was going to update randomly about rabbits. Or maybe it wouldn't be so random at all ( Read more... )

I'm still not quite sure what it is I'm supposed to write here. So, I'll vaguely go with something that's on my mind. I wouldn't want to overwhelm or rather scare you all so soon with my peculiarity. I certainly hope my first real post here isn't of the overly offensive type, but that is my nature anyhow ( Read more... )