Something -- what it was exactly, I'm not quite sure -- reminded me that I never deleted my livejournal account. I can't believe this is still a thing. Reading through the old posts reminds me that I have matured a significant amount over the past decade, and am glad that nobody beat the shit out of me for being an insufferable asshole at every

because of a few unescapable circumstances, this dopetastic shit is now friends only. shiot.