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[skepticaemia]

I hate it when the pub's busy and I have to help pour drinks. That's why I'm hiding in the back room that Justin thinks I should also turn into a swimming pool. There's also the fact that I'm hiding from a certain Courtney James, a witch visiting from Northampton who took a shine to me. A sweet girl, but not my type in the long run. I've had

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[only_eloise]

Goodness, you've been really busy, haven't you? But descending order... does that make me your first?

[skepticaemia]

You're number one, Eloise. Thought technically number twelve as well, if we're counting repeat performances.

[only_eloise]

Repeat performance? What do you mean? There was only that one time.

[jmff]

Um.

[jmff]

That looks like every girl in school who was old enough to shag without you being a paedo...

Except for Ginny Weasley? Could your charm not manage you that one?

[skepticaemia]

I almost had it off with the youngest Weasley. But I was utterly pissed and it turned out to be one of the older ones. We didn't shag, per se.

[jmff]

What did you do? And which one?

[skepticaemia]

I think it was Percy.

And quit asking for the gay details of my one and only slightly homosexual experience.

[arachnophobe]

I'm going to kill you.

[orestes_bride]

Get in line.

[arachnophobe]

We'll discuss this later. After I kill him.

[orestes_bride]

Don't even think to deprive me of that satisfaction.

Anyway, what's there to discuss? You and I were apart, he was easy, it was a mistake.

[infaith]

I beg your pardon?

[skepticaemia]

Are you going to kill me, too?

[infaith]

You're claiming that you...violated...my wife and my mother. What should I be thinking?

[skepticaemia]

She wasn't your wife at the time.

Though I'm pretty sure your mother was still your Mum.

Of the two of you, I'd have to say that your father had the better deal.

[now_its_done]

Only two in common? How'd that happen?

[skepticaemia]

Which two?

[now_its_done]

Marietta and Orla.

[skepticaemia]

Everyone's slept with Marietta. Even people residing on other planets.