Me and jess just spent an hour looking at ratemypoo.com. I cant believe shes never seen it before??

Tonight is my last night in this crazy city. And then Im going to Valhalla. Goodbye world!

I took 4 poos last night. 4!! Isn't that intense? I think it's because I didn't go for so long plus I ate hamburgers every day for like, 4 days. Tonight I am having a few select individuals over for a BBQ at my parents. I want it to be like the old days and get loaded after and sleep outside. I am beginning to realize that after this weekend, I ( Read more... )

So it's over. Our 7 month reign at Queen and Bathurst has come to an end. Seeing the apartment completely empty felt weird but it didn't make me sad. The only thing that made me cry was saying goodbye to Lucy (jessicas dog). I really love that sack of fleas. I think the reason I don't feel sad is because in 3 days I'm off to start a new life ( Read more... )

hahaha today maryann and jess came over and i was just in a wife beater and i looked so dirty but they dragged me out of the house and took me to pizza hut. I looked like I just came from jail or something. And then we got involved in a 15 minute high speed chase on lakeshore, and i was laughing so hard, i pissed my pants in maryanns car and there ( Read more... )

Been almost a year since I posted in here. But since I wont be able to talk to anyone on the phone anymore because of the LD, I guess I'm going to be crawling back to the internet ( Read more... )

last library book checked out: the rise and fall of the third reich, hitlers war, storming to power, and some others, which i just took back an hour ago ( Read more... )

I haven't taken a crap in 3 days ( Read more... )

I don't think any of my friends still even post in their journals, let alone read mine anymore. Well I haven't posted in 3 months ( Read more... )

I think last weekend was the 3tards show. Maybe it was the one before, I seriously don't know. But anyway, me Laura and Jen were drinking in the alley and we had to pee, so the 3 of us are sitting there with our pants around our ankles, and then vassil and andre walk around the corner and see our bare snappers. So of course laura and jen get up and ( Read more... )

i was just sitting here, rubbing my crotch and thinking about marla shapiro from Balance and i thought hey, live journal ( Read more... )