"Uh, Hello. I'd like a BigMac."
"Sooory, no English"
"One. BigMac."
"..."

I'm at a loss.

Is LJ retro yet?

What an uneventful day.

10:13 at the tech center. I have to use my student account here, so i cnat install msn messenger. I'd use an online client, but i cant install java either. Ofcourse, it was this summer the filter's administrators managed to block all the proxys, so i cant get to myspace. that leaves me with silverfish and... here ( Read more... )

Today I learned to shift pretty well. Drove my mom's car starting at the somoa bridges, to the jetty, around somoa (a lot. I made laps.. drove around in the mill yard) Then from somoa I drove to arcata (got up to 70 on that road) Then I took the highway back to Eureka and to that omlette place. So, pretty much, I think I'll get my ( Read more... )

http://www.livejournal.com/users/jwz/543178.html

Hahahahahaha.

I've decided to try and get back into this whole LJ thing... maybe not the emoness though. Today I made waffles for breakfast and biscuits for dinner... the catch? I used bisquick. Its soooo easy, but everything made with it tastes the same. Also, I've got an idea for my 18th birthday... Burning Man!!! Holy crap that would be fun.. I'll ( Read more... )

Blaggggger blagger. Okay, so I'm longboarding down harris towards my house, going by fresh freeze. Theres a big croud of people hanging out in the parkinglot of fresh freeze but I dont recognize them, then someone yells my name from the croud but they're in the shadows and all I see is their hand waving. Who was it? I dunno, could have stopped ( Read more... )

Anyone want to buy my JTHM comics? Complete set- great condition. Goes to best offer. Gonna x-post this other places ( Read more... )

"And a woman who held a babe against ( Read more... )

I was watching Oprah today, and I leaned something quite interesting and educational. Scientific studies have shown that men of African heritage have larger penises. Thats probably why they're more popular for doing lines of coke off of.