today, in the midst of my Migrant Farm Workers report, some humor came from my father. He was attempting to discover the mystery of 5 rap ring tones on our phone bill. He sat in the other room, trying to preserve his dignity as he was forced to read off the names ( Read more... )

I wish the entire world was just like that seen when they went underwater in the life aquatic.
everything needs to be made of felt.
everything needs to be colorful.
everything needs to be stop motion.
I'd split my time between living on the moon strumming a banjo, and living in the rainforest strumming a guitar.

HOORAY FOR NPR!

At the grammy awards, 2004, you get Beck doing a freestyle poem intro for the White Stripes, who rock as hard as humanly possible, followed by a shot of Tarantino smiling and clapping along in the audience. Wow. I wish I was involved in that tri-fecta of awesome ( Read more... )

Yeah, I'm totally buying a didgeridoo. Man, this is gonna be awesome.

Although I realize it's a long way off, I've been thinking about the lack of merriment and christmas spirit, and so this year I'm thinking about throwing a Christmas party. It'd be at my house, specifically in my basement area, but real gussied up. It'd be very classic, christmas carols, mistletoe, eggnog, that kind of thing. Also, free-style ( Read more... )

Ok, I'm gonna put this out there ( Read more... )

I'm freaking out. This isn't right! I practiced really hard! I'm in an awful mood.

Ok, I'm just going to come out and say this. Curtis "50 cent" Jackson is completely undeserving of a sappy biopic. Furthermore, it is my opinion that he is simply a greedy, money-mongering, merchandise whore, who wants to scam suburban gangstas' everywhere with his "G-Unit" clothing line, his upcoming video game, and now this atrocity of a movie. ( Read more... )

Next week I'm going away for a while. I'll be home again on Saturday morning. So I know it'll be hard but hold in your tears for just 5 days, and I'll be back again to play the game. Identifying the major players, and playing the game. That's what it's all about.

It's official, I've entered the customary post-harry-potter depression state. I hate the way these books end... not that the writing is bad, but it's always that "something awful just happened but life goes on with the help of our friends, yet something will be different in the future" kind of feeling. And the worst part is, IT'S JUST A BOOK! I ( Read more... )