Go listen to my band, right meow.

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Carpathia03: steven hawking is god ( Read more... )

Why is lager so fucking delicious?

Guys, I've been diagnosed with a terminal illness.

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Assignment ( Read more... )

This is the situation: there's a beautiful princess trapped in a castle watched by a dragon. Here's the end of the story with different styles of metalheads as knights ( Read more... )

While doing a slang dictionary project for English class, I discovered that "japs eye" is British slang for the urethral opening. Good times, indeed.

Milktheinsider: Man, I love when people do new things with metal.
RazorSuppository: yeah
RazorSuppository: i love when your grandma licks my prostate

RazorSuppository: well, dont hand people flyers ( Read more... )