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Funny Redneck Jokes:

You might be Redneck if:

- Your bar tab has page numbers.
- The only thing you inherited from your father was alcholoism.
- You vacuum the sheets instead of washing them.
- The only signal you use while driving is "the finger."
- Any of your furniture has bullet holes.
- Your will mention tires.

First of all, I gots to say a big thank you to all of the people who made my birthday party such a wonderful time. To Frankie, Tom, Spic John, Tanu, Kelly, Jon, 'Ness, Kim, and especially to Julie, you guys are the best. To Pete, Gina, Ralphie, and anyone else who was not here, you missed good times. I pardon most of you, but we have to remember to ( Read more... )

Yeah, got home from Michigan this morning. Managed to just catch Julie 'fore she went off to work. That's always a nice thing to come home to. (BTW, Tom & Pete, gotta give a special thanks. You two rock. You'll know what I mean.) Yeah, so I can say with authority that there is not a whole hell of a lot in Michigan. Lots of trees, a couple of ( Read more... )

Being several hundred miles from the one you love is a hideous thing. I need a new job, one that doesn't send me away from the only person whom I care for, the only one who understands me in all my wierdness. How sad is this, sitting at a computer terminal in the lobby of a hotel, thinking of my girl, and not being able to give her a big hug? Man, ( Read more... )

So, it's been a while. Okay, a long while. STOP BUGGING ME DAMMIT! Oh, sorry. Moving right along ( Read more... )

OKay, so I was slightly off about where I was heading today. Turns out, it was Mohegan Lake, NY. Go figure. Anyway, we did a 100 hour maintanence on their ladder truck (got to play with the ladder truck all day, so that was cool.) What was not cool was having to use mineral spirits for about four hours, and my hands were burned up, almost a ( Read more... )