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Long time no see. Uh. Write. Read? You're reading it. Guh, I don't know.
Hahahahahahayeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh sorry 'bout this ( Read more... ) -
Submission for fanart book
Just showing off what I can do if given a ballpoint pen and some paper.
And a long boring-ass subway ride.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAwooooooooooow...oops.
Yes, just like I typed it, all one word ( Read more... ) -
Musings. About stuff. Of the "things" variety.
1. Fuckdammit, the Dethklok tour is cancelled. I am sad ( Read more... ) -
HAPPY FIREWORKS DAY, PEOPLE!!!
Now get out there and enjoy some pyrotechnics if that's your kind of thing. 'Cause I look forward to getting my fingertips singed AAAAAALL NIGHT LONG. FUCK YEEEEAAAAH!
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NOOOO. NOOOOOO. NOOOOOOOO.
ARGH ANTS WHY ARE YOU BACK IN MY FUCKING HOUSE. WHY. WE WENT OVER THIS LAST YEAR. NO. I REFUSE.
...Although considering how at my mom's old place it was earwigs... This, uhhh, isn't as bad.
I think.
Also! I have an idea. Stay with me here. (Hey, don't look at me like that, nothing's gonna explode. This time. Maybe.)
So like, what if there's this kid. ( Read more... ) -
Another piercing!
Got meh sixth ear piercing today. It's the cartilage one. Now I have three in each ear.
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RELEASE. THE. KITTIIIIIIIEEEEEEES!
Uh, kitty. Just one. Because THE BLUE KITTY GOT HERE TODAY! I swear I actually fucking laid in wait for the mailman to knock on the door with my parcel.
I am a loser. I know this.
Of course, like the minute Blue Killer Queen got here, his cat-to-houseplant sensor went off and he went bounding off toward my orchid. And with that, I present to you:
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VEGETABLES! YAAAAAAAAAYohgodI'mfuckingexhausted.
Tonight's dinner. It looks like a creepy face. I didn't do it on purpose. I swear.
Broiled portabella mushrooms with rosemary and garlic and a little olive oil; rainbow chard and green beans that I steamed in wine; and baked beets. The beet is the thing that looks like an internal organ. It's a vegetable. Not lungs.
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