obscurity is forever

[skoozdag]

It's hard to believe in a man that, when asked for advice, always says, 'Oh Lordie, I just know it's raining root beer tonight

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You're teh best waiter ev4r

[ebstealthdubbin]

Don't worry about screwing up and losing your job. If anything, my shenannigans will have your job lost for you. =) And don't worry about the salads. I've already been bit by a rattlesnake this week, once is enough.

Screw math. All I gotta say about that.

Re: You're teh best waiter ev4r

[skoozdag]

I like the picture of the car flipping over. And I really doubt they'll do anything to me there, I'm just a worrier. (that's why my friends call me whiskers)

well son

[ebstealthdubbin]

...quit worrying before I GIVE you something to worry about.

Heh. Anyways.

I like my new icon too. It's a volkswagen golf just f*ckin' biting it. Hard.

Here's what you have to do....

[irishfall]

Next time someone comes in and complains...with your best wide eyed, shit eating grin on your face, yell "Too Brad So Sad!!!!" and stab with a toothpick. That'll make the rattlesnake thing seem normal. It's all included in the unique ambience that is the (you fill in what your cafe is called, because I can't remember).

Also, thank you, or rather my cubicle mate thanks you for completing Dave-id Lee Roth. Just the thought of "Crash" makes me want to poop on cubicle mates.

Re: Here's what you have to do....

[skoozdag]

It feels good to laugh again! 'Too Brad So Sad' is an instant classic.

[book_of_sick]

i'll help ya with german. i am a masterrrrrrr (that was a rough R)

Das gut

[skoozdag]

The best thing about my German class is that I can drop it, or rather, I can drop it, but if I do, I have to take an extra semester just for a foreign language. I guess it's ok to be forced into some things.

Drop it like it's hot

[billyhoyle]

Dropping class......ahhh.....brings back fond memories of every college quarter/semester I ever took. Oh, the memories.

Let me get this straight : You're Major is English and you have to take German to graduate? Yes, of course, that makes perfect sense.

Maybe you should get some of those "Learn (insert language here - in this case, German) in 7 Days" tapes. I think I saw one the other day that was voiced by Dirk Nowitzki.

Other than that I don't have any other ideas. I can't think of one German person other than Dirk, Hitler, and Albert Einstein.

Does Bachman Turner Overdrive have anything to do with German culture? If not, well...that's just a shame. Or maybe it's a sham. Like I know the difference?

Keep it real, Bradolph Van Skoozdaghoven.

uh... what salads...?

[majijah]

I just got to say one thing there Brad....
... though we didn't get the salads (and lets face it... who really looks forward to those anyways...?) you were a great waiter. You even hijacked some silverwear for us when there wasn't any on the table. Brad, they're not going to fire you.