Planning is for shit. I planned to have a light drinking night with four or so friends. Yeah, that worked out. I had fun, but fuck, this place is a mess.

Today is going to be a day of rest. Just me and Luda in the cut supreme. To be honest, I don't even know why I'm updating. I have nothing interesting to say...

Mmmm ( Read more... )

The story of the Magic Wand and the Pink Draped Honey Pot ( Read more... )

I'm thinking of becoming a lifeguard again ( Read more... )

How bout them Pistons?World Champions my friends, World Champions. The greatest add-on to the title is the fact that they won it from the 'We're so fucking awesome' Lakers. I loved watching the Lake Show try to figure out what to do as Detroit beat them mercilessly for five straight games. They have this attitude that they can win no matter what, ( Read more... )

I saw a friend on the street the other day, and he looked a little down. Being the good buddy that I am, I tried to stop and say hi. After he made repeated attempts to run away from me, I tackled him on a crosswalk while the lights were changing. My friend gave me a look that could have melted Darth Vader’s heart, and I knew something was wrong. I ( Read more... )

In the beginning, there's a slow, repeating beat (like the start of my day). It's the only thing going on, but it lacks real substance. As the song moves forward, little sounds, like a crashing cymbol or a guy saying 'bass,' are added over the track (as the day goes on, I start to concentrate my attention and throw some lip service snippets into ( Read more... )

There is an election coming up, and whether you like it or not, we should all vote for Kerry. If you are a die hard conservative, I can't stop you from voting for Bush, I'm not your father (hopefully), but for many of us the issue of voting goes beyond party lines. The average John Q. Public finds politics to be boring and flat. I agree, but I feel ( Read more... )

Now before you respond, call me a bum, and laugh at your own self-indulgence, go ahead and slip away into the fertile pasture youth mind field trip I've prepared for you. It's been a lot of work, and I promise the bus driver will be pleasent and not assign seats. Once it's done, you can laugh till you cry, but remember ( Read more... )

This weekend was so cool I feel as if I should explain it using 80's jive talk ( Read more... )