You know, when I was unemployeed, I used to just sit around all day and watch TV or look at internet porn, but it would always make me feel guilty ( Read more... )

A brief update of my life ( Read more... )

we've (Mariah and Danny [Burt] and I) been looking at pictures of my past, so I don't quite know what these two ruffians will put below, but, I trust them like I trust Micheal Moore, so I behoove their judgement...pray for me ( Read more... )

When commenting on weather, I like to refer to the Gail Dren-o-fax Weather Machine. It doesn’t exist, which lets me declare whatever I feel. It’s nice out you say? Not according to my dual action, hydro pumped Gail Dren-o-fax Weather Machine. The printout says that it is absolutely miserable out right now. Better grab a jacket ( Read more... )

It's been a while, at least for me, since I updated. My sisters married, off to Belise for her honeymoon, and I have to take two people to the airport in an hour and half so they can get back to Ireland ( Read more... )

This entry might be hard to write because I am hurriedly patting myself on the back. You heard that correct, I'm not apathetic, depressed, morose, upset, humid, delirious, pensive, stoic, hammy, steadfast, or debonair, no no, I am employedI'll pause as the mushroom cloud expands in your mind ( Read more... )

I shouldn't be updating right now. I shouldn't be on-line. The computer shouldn't be on, and I should have gainful employment at some mind numbing job the slowly eats away my spirit like an old man eats a salad ( Read more... )

I was talking to the Ever Bourne supremecy the other night and we got into a conversation about 80's rap. I am not ashamed that I still like 'Lethal Injection' and 'Enter the Thrity-Six Chambers.' They rocked, though I have to say Natalie Merchant beats them out by having also rolled in 'Kind and Generous ( Read more... )

I like to give advice, who doesn’t? Really though, I just like to give advice. I don’t always think it means all that much, or that anyone could get all that much out of it. Right now, I want to give everyone, including myself, some advice. Before I do, I would like to explain a few things. If you are the type that likes to get right to the action ( Read more... )

I was watching the end of 'Mrs. Doubtfire,' and to be honest, it put me in a real sentimental mood, so I was planning on giving a heartfelt post about life and what it means to little old me, but I think there are more pressing issues at hand ( Read more... )