I hate when you're really excited to play with some toy and as you plug it in you see that bright flash of light, hear the little sizzle, and then smell that acrid smoke of a friode giving it's life.... Shocked you look down and realize that apparently though they are in the same product line that you've just plugged the 12V 1Amp transformer into ( Read more... )

To the General Populace of the US ( Read more... )

O. M. G. !!!

http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/Quirks/2007/05/15/student_mugged_by_geese/7068/

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I am not smarter than a 5th grader. < sigh >

I was willing to give myself a pass on not knowing which president was on the nickel because < phllllt! > who cares but sadly I thought michigan just narrowly touched Indiana.

I was shocked. The light bulb in my bathroom shower actually died. Now I know you're saying, "So what? It's a stupid light bulb." But it was more than a light bulb. It's been there since I moved in to the house in '97. Every other bulb in the place has been changed a half dozen times. Heck, half the fixtures are different. When I converted the ( Read more... )

Oh for fucks sake ( Read more... )

I love when you have dreams that are so vivid and yet so completely deranged that you wonder just what the fuck your brain is doing while you're asleep. Last night I: drove my car around what appeared to be an elementary school but which was outfitted more like a combination home depot/kmart hybrid, had a very strange conversation about some ( Read more... )

Mark my words, three years from now Google will have the worlds largest server farm on the bottom of the Pacific ocean just off shore from California.

Ok, I don't feel bad that my little P2-400 w/128M of ram had trouble keeping up with the spam load. We signed that client up for a service to take care of it ( MailRoute.net for those that are interested ) and they sent our first set of statistics. Last month in 21 days we had 2.8 million messages "delivered" to our domain. Of those 2.08 million ( Read more... )