.... the pope is a pretty nice guy, who wants to date him ( Read more... )

Sooo bored. I've had like absolutely nothing to write bout recently, for seriously. Blah oober boredom... ooo I was going to my neighbors pool and this hoot guy in my neeeeeighbor hood started fliiiirting w/ meee. Ah he's cute. Then there's this mystery dude across the street walking aobut without a shirt on... woooow.... My ovaries started a ( Read more... )

oooh I'm losing my voice.it's horrible. omg danielle you're horrible! but hilarious. This is 2 days you've amost made me piss my pants laughing. 2 days in a row!

Remember: Heaven don't touch that!

It was like: Danielle don't breath that!
I was like, quick close every orface in my body!

Ah Daners yer the best.

NO optimus prime: can you curse?
DaneC Addict: yeah... don't embarrass me

Hutch: please don't put me down, you don't know me well enough to insult me ( Read more... )

They call her a killer they call her a sinner and they call her a whore... God forbid you ever had to walk a mile in her shoes... then you'd really know what it's like to sing the blues ( Read more... )

SkprGrlJ: she asked me what i thought about it
SkprGrlJ: and i kinda said, it wasn't all that great
SkprGrlJ: and it went dooooooownhill
DaniDuren: you should have lied like a motherfucker
SkprGrlJ: lmao
DaniDuren: its her ugly baby, and she has to protect it
SkprGrlJ: lmfao
DaniDuren: everyone wants to burn it...

LOOK! It's Dane Cook!! He want's to marry me! ROWR!

Heavens to Betsie. I swear people couldn't get any more stupid! Dude for serious! It's like God said," uh... yep. I can't make these fucks any dumber." But everything has it's glitch, there's always someone that beats the system. There's definately a select few, who somehow managed to be even more stupid than God intended. These fucks couldn't ( Read more... )