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First, read the subject carefully, over and over until it gets lodged in the back of your head ( Read more... )

Back up at Omni today, what fun. This is the second time within 5 days I've been up here. Its not like I don't like going, because the overtime is great, but its just that the drive sucks ( Read more... )

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Me: "Yes I will take the 357, the 45, a 12-Gauge, a 10-Gauge, and go ahead and tack on some rounds to that, box of each.
Clerk: "You preparing for a war, sir?"
Me: "Nope, daughters started dating."

Take the quiz: "WHAT RELIGION BESTS SUITS YOU?"

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Monday night, little after 11 oclock, Saje, Kerri and I were in the living room watching Mystery Men when we heard this big crash outside. First I thought it was just the dump truck picking up the trash but then I remember the fuckers usually wait until I'm asleep and then get the trash at 4 fucking oclock in the god damn morning but thats neither ( Read more... )

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