It's getting harder and harder to maintain my reputation as a jerkwad shithead asshole.  I mean, I've done so much to cultivate the image.  Why must all my effort be sabotaged?

I'll admit it doesn't help when I get all goo-goo over kitties and cop to getting weepy watching anime.  That deflates the douchebag facade a bit.  But this week I assisted ( Read more... )

This is completely pathetic:


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I watch a video like this and I think, "Y'know, back when I was 19, I coulda been one of those guys."  Then, when my brain wakes up a bit more, I think, "No, but I might have crippled myself trying to do some of that shit."

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This morning I tripped over a fan in the dark on the way to the bathroom.

Dex hit the ground running. I hope we can get a nemisis half as nasty as Trinity. Sooooo glad my show is back.

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The best show on television, Dexter, is starting right now. I'm breathless.

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Just a quick reminder:

Girls are made of greasy, grimey gopher guts,
Chopped up bear's feet,
Mutilated monkey meat,
French fried eyeballs dipped in sauerkraut.
It's not fun to eat.

Tuesday was International Peace Day, or some such.  Luka informed me of this by saying, "Hey, it's Peace Day!" and booting me in the leg.  "That's what you get for letting your guard down."  I've kept her in the U.S. too long.

Another tale of Walmart, where humanity struts its schtuff.

Yesterday in the Walmart bathroom someone left religious tracts on the top of all the urinals.  Why?  Because taking out your johnson and going with the flow puts a man in a spiritual mind set.  "Here's some thoughts about Jesus while you pee."  Granted, I'd rather someone leave me reading ( Read more... )

Every so often you come across a picture of someone you know, even though it isn't them.  Here's a picture of my Luka if she were an anime demon chick.


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