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A couple of weeks ago I bought some new boots for work because I have a job that can’t be done in Birkenstocks.  I trained for a Birkenstock job, I went to school for a Birkenstock job and I’m still paying off the student loans almost 20 years later now.  With a Birkenstock job?  No, with a boot job, and notice I distinctly said “Boot” with a T on ( Read more... )

The Rifftrax guys are doing one of their live performances tonight, this time taking on the original House on Haunted Hill.  Luka and I have gone to each of these things and always end up walking out assless because we'd laughed them off somewhere inside the theater ( Read more... )

I walked into a convenience store on my route last week to find a new employee behind the counter.  The woman was taking the time-expired burgers and sandwiches out of the trash and stuffing them hurriedly into her purse.  The manager was on the other side of the store, and when she saw that I could see what she was doing, she gave me look that ( Read more... )

I just thrashed my throat by voicing a hag called The Mother of Flies for our role playing game. Totally worth it, but I'm going to be gargling orange juice for the rest of the night. I make one damned scary hag.

That's kinda an odd boast, come to think of it.

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This last week my parents had their 49th anniversary.  I was trying to send them an ecard from someecards.com but the site was messing up, so I thought, "Screw it.  I'm gonna call 'em later anyway."

I called up and my dad answered.  I make a big deal about 49 years, joke about how next year they should announce in August that it's all been a sham ( Read more... )