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skullfucku

First Shot- [Video]

Jan 05, 2010 21:47

[Guess who finally came-to? Jan wakes up.... completely full. Sitting up he rustles in his pockets, finding the gadget in his hand and tosses it down. Device starts recording. Jan is shown... ontop of a roof somewhere- its mid afternoon]

HOLY FUCK. Anyone get the number on that motherfucking SEMI that floored me? [He falls back down on the roof, ( Read more... )

the fuck am i?, hello hello, better than drugs, magic midget, waking up

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voice 13sugars January 6 2010, 05:10:32 UTC

[... This is rather... not good. At all. Huh. Should he even say anything?]

....

Well, it's... nice to see you're so cheerful.

voice skullfucku January 6 2010, 05:14:53 UTC

...Shit, someone's actually out there...?

...You speak fucking English too. That or I learned whatever the fuck kinda language Chuckles was blabbing out.

voice 13sugars January 6 2010, 05:16:28 UTC

Amazing, isn't it?

No, it's English. Don't worry. ... Chuckles?

voice skullfucku January 6 2010, 05:28:21 UTC

Not really. Someone had to've fixed me the fuck up, so I figured I wasn't alone in this place.

Yeah. Chuckles. Least thats the name I'm giving him. Could give two shits about what it really is, but... shit, looking for a good time, get some of that blood. I'm full and still fucking rigid over that shit.

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[Voice] u_n_asplode January 6 2010, 05:22:24 UTC

[Flandre isn't usually offended by much, but she does not like this tone. At all.

...and something amongst the jumbled mess of speech stood out to her. The name matched something Yuri had said.]

Valentine?

[Voice] skullfucku January 6 2010, 06:02:14 UTC

...What, did I stutter?

[Voice] u_n_asplode January 6 2010, 06:05:29 UTC

I thought I heard that name somewhere, before.

[Hm...must tell Yuri this. He sounded somewhat...concerned, previously.]

[Voice] skullfucku January 6 2010, 06:09:19 UTC

Its not like its a special fucking name. There's even a holiday named after it.

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[audio; english] shut_up_near January 6 2010, 05:42:46 UTC

Classy.

[voice] skullfucku January 6 2010, 06:03:12 UTC

My middle fucking name.

[voice] shut_up_near January 6 2010, 06:57:51 UTC

So that'd make you Jan Classy Valentine, then.

[sneeeerk]

[voice] skullfucku January 6 2010, 16:24:46 UTC

Sharp as a motherfucking tack, I see. Everyone else here as quick as you?

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[Video] whatthefactor January 6 2010, 06:03:48 UTC

Am I now?

[Video] skullfucku January 6 2010, 06:15:07 UTC

[huge grin] You bet your ass

[Video] whatthefactor January 6 2010, 06:26:55 UTC

[A snicker.]

And what makes you so different from the rest of the 000s who've said the exact same garbage, hmm?

[Video]- XD you really shouldn't have asked skullfucku January 6 2010, 06:35:09 UTC

[he laughs] What makes me different? What is this a fucking interview? There a talent segment to this pageant too?

[He leans back] Lets keep it simple. Shoot you in the motherfucking head, rip your fucking throat out, use the fresh bloody as shit opening to pleasure myself to your skull.

'That different enough for ya?

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prodigal_axe January 6 2010, 07:23:56 UTC

Tch. For someone who doesn't give a shit, you sure talk a lot.

voice skullfucku January 6 2010, 16:33:56 UTC

Since when does not caring mean not talking? I'm the voice of the Valentine Brothers. Luke aint here so I need to talk shit twice as much.

prodigal_axe January 6 2010, 19:19:05 UTC

What's the point? If you don't care, doesn't it make all that shit meaningless?

skullfucku January 7 2010, 03:41:46 UTC

I think you're mistaking not giving a fuck to being an emo bitch.

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