Last night I went to what can only be categorized as a rave, think loud electro music packed full of party beats (TG style), beer bongs, so much second hand smoke I thought I was never going to breathe fresh air again and peeing in the bushes. It was both terrifying and exciting, we didn´t get back to Marta´s apartment until 5:30 in the morning ( ( Read more... )

Edgar's friends are outside daring each other to do backflips and being loud pre-pubescent teenage boys. I thought they were looting my (unlocked) car. I contemplated calling Eric at work to rescue me, but Mackaye is relaxed so I will keep peeking at them out the window until they think me a creep woman and leave.

sweet salmy summer '06 is donezo

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my mom got drunk on her birthday and I explained to her that cows have names for insurance purposes or something. She thought about that for a second, took another swig of wine and said "like Jason ( Read more... )

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This friday I am going to visit my best friend from childhood. I have not seen or heard from him in six years. He used to sport a mullet. Color me a nervous wreck.

( The year we almost made Mr. Flynn proud )

The greats, list 'em, GO!