http://stuckeyandmurray.com/movies/unicorn.mp4

oh sweet mary.

oh sweet mary.

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no its cool, everyone. dont worry about me ( Read more... )

does anyone wanna give me a ride to the city dump?

thats where i would feel at home.

thats where everyone is showing me that i belong.

or in a closet. only to be taken out when you feel like it.

that sound good?

make tickle, have no feeling for upturned turnips. its an oxygen bag. no rocks in frying topple the P. look how Will gracefully took a dig to the bridge of feel. see windows? whip bang. cry door? i think theres a want. look. look. look sounds like book, and i wrote a book, so therefor, theres no jelly in my card camera. stay on closet fiddle. save ( Read more... )

you dont ever deserve to frown ( Read more... )

you kept me awake. this is what happens. im sorry ( Read more... )

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke

the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while

she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and
unparalleled martial arts ( Read more... )

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