There is a documentary on A & E about breasts right now. LIke history, surgery, effects on females, etc. It's been on for almost two hours (two hours, for real) and I can't tear myself away. But I really wish Joan Rivers wasn't in it. It's like watching a mannequin with too much spray paint on it discuss her plastic parts. Freaky ( Read more... )

... but good taste prevents me from elaborating ( Read more... )

Another sign that that the world is ending ( Read more... )

Fort Erie was terrorist bomb target ( Read more... )

Last Friday, at about 7 am, I smashed my foot in between an electric pallet jack and a 1000 pound pallet of salt, thereby fucking the shit out of it. Three days off work, lots of crutching it around BG bars and parties (which is way more annoying than you might think, but makes people act much nicer to you), and a shitload of laying around is ( Read more... )

My sister called me today to ask me what I wanted for my birthday and i told her that I have no fucking idea. Because I don't. I don't really want anything you can buy in a store. I want to not work this Friday so I can see my friends that are leaving for the summer/ for life, I want to go to Fort Erie and sit on my front lawn and watch the lake, ( Read more... )

Why procrastination sucks sometimes in the real world ( Read more... )

In the movie Office Space they make mention of someone having a case of someone having (insert droning, annoying voice) " A case of the Mondays." Dude, today was definitely my day ( Read more... )

So much depends ( Read more... )

Oh yea, and my brother is the shit ( Read more... )