Hmmm, the crap written on the Agora bathroom walls is priceless. Trashy, tasteless and truly, truly priceless. Speaking of the Agora bathroom- they have these creepy advertising thingies in the stalls. How they work- you close the door and have a seat (to presumably do your business) and this speaker clicks on and starts spouting off about this ( Read more... )

...then I'm fucking G.I. Jane ( Read more... )

Jimmy T went to two, count 'em two, Less Than Jake concerts last week. Now, I really don't give a shit whether or not your like LTJ, or if you love them out in public like I do, or if they're just not 'scene' or hard enough for you. Now that we've gotten past that, on to Jimmy T. He's the kind of friend everyone needs to have. Because he's ( Read more... )

If only ketchup packets were a valid currency ( Read more... )

As I sit, drinking my morning tea, I have but one task- memorize this agonizingly long list of produce codes so I can learn to run the Aldi register.

In case you were wondering, russet potatoes are 1 and the 3-pack of cucumbers is 88.

Have a lovely day :)

Today was the first day of my not-so-big-shot big girl job. It doesn't seem to count as a first day since all we did was sign papers, talk about insurance and company policy and we got a whooooole shitload of papers and binders and planners and keys and credit cards. Oh yea, and the company car, the major-est bonus to this whole situation ( Read more... )

Last night was a debachle, to say the least. Check the spelling on that ( Read more... )

We're still not where we're going, but we're not where we were ( Read more... )

Since I've only held 9,000 parties at my house in the past three years I figure one more won't hurt ( Read more... )

So everyone always posts pictures that make them look good. I'm gonna go ahead and reverse that trend right now ( Read more... )