Just got home for a few days. Joe looks terrible. It honestly looks like someone cut open his face, inserted a tennis ball, and sewn it back together. The teeth, the scars, ugh it's horrible ( Read more... )

So ( Read more... )

Trying to plan my birthday = Stressing me out ( Read more... )

I just got my license renewed. My new picture looks incredibly disinterested... almost like i rolled out of bed without showering and stumbled into the DMV half-asleep with bed-head not thinking they'd retake my picture. Oh wait that's all true. I guess I can learn to live with it for 6 years ( Read more... )

All the New Orleans news is horrible and disturbing but ( Read more... )

Something I never thought someone would tell me:

"She respected me a lot more after she saw me pop my ass while balancing a drink on my head."

Gay Adult Film Company Seeks Interns

Reply to: job-93529125@craigslist.org

Date: 2005-08-26, 12:36PM EDT

Lucas Entertainment, an established gay adult film company, is ( Read more... )

I think my ice cream truck sells drugs. It drives by my house at like 1 am sometimes and I don't know of many neighborhood children who are really out and about itching for a Choco-Taco around then.

So I went on 4 interviews for internships. One was kind of an interview for an internship or an assistant position, I'm not really sure why I was ( Read more... )

Crazy people ride the A-C in the middle of the night. Perhaps many of you are thinking, "well, obviously," but they surprise me nonetheless ( Read more... )

Today was tres bizzarre ( Read more... )