the Wit

(69% dark, 26% spontaneous, 22% vulgar)

your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK

You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're ( Read more... )

My feet hurt so much. I tripped and broke an entire rack of glasses and cut up my hand at work. Not fun. They accidentally put me in a really good section tonight though, so I made like $150 and was out by 11:30, which was nice ( Read more... )

I just un-hid the files on my iPod and I'm copying everything to my new laptop. Yay. I enjoy the simple pleasures of life. I'm worn not but my brain is too jumpy to sleep. I worked a double today and because I picked up Emilio's dinner he's going to give me some weed. Yay again ( Read more... )

"And she thought, if that squirrel can take care of himself with the harsh winter coming along, then so can I. Once I ripped my problems into small pieces I was able to carry them,just like those acorns, one at a time ( Read more... )

Foo in the morning. I think I was "foo"lish to think that I could ever really tolerate this job. Oh well. I'll just keep on applying around. I'm trying to stay positive. Apparently my life is waiting ( Read more... )

This best describes my state of things:


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I'm tired. Too much spread out drinking today. I prefer it all at once ( Read more... )

Two posts in one day, I know. So I wasn't called in, so I'm just hanging. But what the fuck is this ( Read more... )

My first shift is over at the Foo. Probably the worst (dinner) I'll ever do there and I made like $115, so whatever. It really reminded me that I don't want to be waiting tables. Especially there. I really won't mind if I'm there for a little while just because it's time consuming and most of the people are cool/alcoholics, but I need a real ( Read more... )

I really should be studying my Asian food. Oh how too familiar it all is. Actually, it was roughly a year ago, whoddathunk ( Read more... )