I did something stupid ( Read more... )

I pissed on a cat today ( Read more... )

In my room, my desk is the main surface area. It's where I put my keys and charge my phone, do what little paperwork I actually acknowledge, my computer is on there, I eat on this little pull-out part.. basically all my horizontal surface-based needs are served by this thing, including toiletries. What stands out the most though is, because I live ( Read more... )

It occurs to me that the only way to get better at writing something is by just writing. I should carry a notebook with me to write down the funny thoughts I have over the course of the day. Maybe then record myself ranting about said topic (because I seem to be funnier on the spot, at least while talking. The average reader doesn't see all the ( Read more... )

Today began like any other day. Well, any other day where I haven't had nearly enough sleep but still need to get up early and be productive. I woke with just enough time to pound down a cup of coffee and a couple of biscuits, and was out the door at 7:45. I locked the door, put on my headphones, and disappeared into the groove of the morning ( Read more... )

Good lord, but it has been a while, hasn't it ( Read more... )

You ever have one of those days where you feel like disemboweling everyone you see with a shard of broken glass?

You ever have several days like that all in a row?

How long will it be before my dark passenger motivates me to act out these fantasies?

Place your bets...

Man, it's been a while since I've done this.. how're things with you, good? Good. Well then, let's get started ( Read more... )

I have officially stumbled upon the single weirdest porn site on the internet. Well, the weirdest porn site not to feature anything that would make anyone's stomach turn. It's just.. well...

I really should let it speak for itself.

You probably shouldn't click there if boobs scare you.

I give you...

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