Task: Do something before breakfast today. As any peasant worth his salt will tell you, the early morning is the best part of the day, so set your alarm for 5o'clock and rise and shine.

Notes: They gave a few choices that you should do. I set the alarm to 5:50 but woke up alittle before that. I decided to find out what was on TV at this hour of ( Read more... )

Task: Your body is your temple. Cut out addictive substances for the day and see how much purer you feel.

Notes: I cut out caffeine. and not drinking soda for a day was surprisingly easy considering its all i do drink. I drank Gatorade instead of coke. I don't feel much purer, but I kind of feel very tired and its only 8:40.

Task: Masturbate at 13.56 to the following fantasy.

Women: (a very very very long detailed story im not going to type out.)
Men: Two blondes. Doing it. Together.

Notes: ahahhahaha. first of all, what the hell kind of time is 13.56? I guessed that it was military time, and I thought that maybe that it was 1:56. I wasn't home at 1:56. but that ( Read more... )

Task: Today write the opening sentence of your debut novel.

A lot can change in a year.

Notes: This one was hard. I couldn't think of what to write. It sucks. I'm not a very good writer so this will be the first and last sentence of my debut novel.

Task: Cut out and stick this sign (out of order) on any item of public infrastructure you might encounter today, including, but not limited to: elevators, garage trucks, cranes, phone booths, toilets, ventilation units, escalators, entrances to subway stations. The aim is to achieve comprehensive social breakdown across the US.

Notes: I didn't ( Read more... )

Task: Today, work out your globetrotting plans for the rest of your time on earth, and get on the phone to an accredited travel agent. NB: the state dept. currently discourages travel to the following countries: Afghanistan, Iraq, North Korea, Turkmenistan, Zimbabwe, and North Yemen.

Fill in country by country: Green - Been there done that. Blue - ( Read more... )

Task: Today throw something away that you like.

Notes: It's been awhile since i found Thing 1 in my cereale box. He has been hanging on my cieling ever since. But i let him go. I hope a homeless garbage picker finds him and gives him a good home. wait... that dosen't make sense.


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Task: Today, gaze at everyone wondering whether they might be the one true love of your life, the one destined for you and only you, and whether you might be passing them by forever... Act in consequence.

Notes: In the morning I stared at this one teacher, I think shes a librarian. She smiled back and I think we are meant for each other. But I ( Read more... )

Task: Since it was the first day, i got to choose from a list of easy tasks. I chose to tell someone my middle name.

Notes: I told this kid marc. It went something like this:

Me: ...My middle name is joseph.
Marc: is that because your religious?
Me: NO!!! IM NOT RELIGIOUS!!!

...I think it went well.

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