Podcast Awards Crack!Fic: When Anya Met Jack (Part 4)
Instead of just begging for you to head over to PodcastAwards.com and vote for Buffy Between the Lines (because it would be the best birthday present EVER to win). I'm gonna give you some crack fic! So please go vote (use a real email address because you'll have to validate it 9 times out of 10). And then enjoy the Buffy/Torchwood fic!
Title: When Anya Met Jack, Part 3
Author: sl_podcast aka Tabz
Rating: PG-13 (for swearing)
Fandom: Buffy/Torchwood (Post Season 7 of Buffy, Post Series 2, but Pre-Children of Earth of Torchwood)
Characters: Anya, Jack and Inato
Summary: Where exactly do ex-demons go when they die? Apparently some rift in Cardiff...
A/N: I don't own the rights to Buffy the Vampire Slayer, nor to Torchwood.... but if I did I probably wouldn't keep them all so miserable. Special thanks to piratescribe for the suggestion for a Anya/Jack crossover. Short one today, but there'll be more! And this is more of a crack premise than a crack fic. :D
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Click here for Part 2.
Click here for Part 3.
Jack had suggested they go somewhere more comfortable. After pointing out that she didn't have another pair of clothes Jack popped out of the room and returned, both hands full of hangers full of women's clothing. Anya crooked an eyebrow, but didn't comment. The clothes were cute and stylish and who was she to care if they had been from an ex-girlfriend.
"You'll probably want to shower." Jack commented as he laid the clothes out on the bed. Another boyish grin appeared on his face. "I could join you."
Anya didn't hear his second comment at first, she was thinking about a warm shower. It'd been a very long time since she'd been able to enjoy a hot shower. Even with all the dying, her time at Casa Summers was full of fighting over the bathroom with an army of potential slayers. Anya once again cursed the original watchers for making them all girls. Though, to be fair, Andrew used the bathroom almost as much as they did. Then she heard Jack's comment. "Oh. Well, the state I am in, I probably shouldn't have any company. I stink of dead vampires and that's not an aphrodisiac to anyone but Cruelian sludge monsters."
Jack grinned and tossed a bag on the bed. "Hopefully there's something in your size there. When you're done I'll take you out to get something to eat." With that he turned and closed the door behind him.
Anya curiously looked into the duffle bag. It was jam packed with lacy, frilly underwear and bras. Pulling some out she realized they were different sizes. Smirking Anya realized that these clothes weren't from an ex-girlfriend... they were from multiple ex-girlfriends. She pulled out a set of men's briefs and looked at them. They were silky as well, but definitely male. This man just gets more interesting by the minute, Ayna thought.
Title: When Anya Met Jack, Part 3
Author: sl_podcast aka Tabz
Rating: PG-13 (for swearing)
Fandom: Buffy/Torchwood (Post Season 7 of Buffy, Post Series 2, but Pre-Children of Earth of Torchwood)
Characters: Anya, Jack and Inato
Summary: Where exactly do ex-demons go when they die? Apparently some rift in Cardiff...
A/N: I don't own the rights to Buffy the Vampire Slayer, nor to Torchwood.... but if I did I probably wouldn't keep them all so miserable. Special thanks to piratescribe for the suggestion for a Anya/Jack crossover. Short one today, but there'll be more! And this is more of a crack premise than a crack fic. :D
Click here for Part 1.
Click here for Part 2.
Click here for Part 3.
Jack had suggested they go somewhere more comfortable. After pointing out that she didn't have another pair of clothes Jack popped out of the room and returned, both hands full of hangers full of women's clothing. Anya crooked an eyebrow, but didn't comment. The clothes were cute and stylish and who was she to care if they had been from an ex-girlfriend.
"You'll probably want to shower." Jack commented as he laid the clothes out on the bed. Another boyish grin appeared on his face. "I could join you."
Anya didn't hear his second comment at first, she was thinking about a warm shower. It'd been a very long time since she'd been able to enjoy a hot shower. Even with all the dying, her time at Casa Summers was full of fighting over the bathroom with an army of potential slayers. Anya once again cursed the original watchers for making them all girls. Though, to be fair, Andrew used the bathroom almost as much as they did. Then she heard Jack's comment. "Oh. Well, the state I am in, I probably shouldn't have any company. I stink of dead vampires and that's not an aphrodisiac to anyone but Cruelian sludge monsters."
Jack grinned and tossed a bag on the bed. "Hopefully there's something in your size there. When you're done I'll take you out to get something to eat." With that he turned and closed the door behind him.
Anya curiously looked into the duffle bag. It was jam packed with lacy, frilly underwear and bras. Pulling some out she realized they were different sizes. Smirking Anya realized that these clothes weren't from an ex-girlfriend... they were from multiple ex-girlfriends. She pulled out a set of men's briefs and looked at them. They were silky as well, but definitely male. This man just gets more interesting by the minute, Ayna thought.