This is what the movie Red Eye should have been:

SNAKES ON A MUTHAFUCKIN' PLANE

I'm putting everyone on notice: Since I've updated my PSP's firmware to v2.0 and now have an internet browser, giving me the ability to wirelessly jack myself into the cybermotronicinfobahn from any location within the broadcast range of my wireless router, any and all posts from here on out could potentially have been authored by me while ( Read more... )

I just had to pull some rubik's cube style rearranging for my Fall schedule, but it looks like everything's in it's right place: Electrical Circuits, Circuit Analysis, Calculus III, Intro to C++, General Chemistry, and General Chemistry Lab. Should be a motherfucker, but this sort of schedule has become par for the course for me ( Read more... )

Looks like Drew and I have a new dog ( Read more... )

So, today is the big day. In a few hours, I'll be changing into my tux, hopping into a limo, and heading down to the gigantic cathedral where my oldest brother is getting married. Right now we're staying at the swanky Omni hotel in downtown Detroit. As we were checking in yesterday afternoon, I noticed several large busses parked outside, all of ( Read more... )

Alright, this is going to be an unbelievably corny post, but I've had a really great day and I only realized it just now. Today I ( Read more... )

John and I saw Batman Begins last night. Later, we sucked eachother off ( Read more... )

Here's a filler post for yo ass. I'm waiting until I'm allowed to register for my classes at USA. For some reason I have to wait until 2:00 for PAWS to open up and let me register. This whole orientation thing at USA has been an extremely irritating series of "hurry up and wait" situations. They drag our asses out here at 7:30 in the fuckin' a. ( Read more... )

I just saw a bunch of photos of the set for the Silent Hill movie. Holy living shit, I can't wait to see the finished product. I always hate it when people complain about movie adaptations of books or comics and how they aren't as good as their source material. I completely understand now, because if they fuck this up, I'll skullfuck everybody ( Read more... )

Last night, Greg belted out a 20 minute long, uninterrupted stream of obscenities after realizing he had inadvertently purchased, and taken a big swig of, Coke with Lime instead of a regular Coke. I'm not even going to try to transcribe Greg's tirade. Needless to say, it was epic ( Read more... )