A wise man once told me. . .with a sigh that reeked of buttery scotch. . ."Don't shit where ya'eat, boy"

There is a message there I think. . .

According to the Greeks women are evil and you should be wary of the sexual and maternal power they wield. Men should fear women because they bring the omen of ill deeds and deception. That being said, we should probably oppress them and treat them like they are stupid and unworthy of time and energy, because stories say that they were created with ( Read more... )

I've had approximately 11 hours of sleep. . .in the past 72 hours. . .BUT I did shit out 22 pages of papers the night before they were both due. . .even got 8 sources on this last one. Four are fabricated, but hey I figure if Mike Spikes is too lazy to grade our last papers after a month he probably isn't going to fact check these bastards. Hell he ( Read more... )

Have you ever been sitting in your room. . .too lazy to turn off the TV because you are writing a paper that you should have written about a week ago, so now you are looking at an all-nighter. .. and watched an entire Judging Amy episode. . .I'm not really sure what happened, because I wasn't paying that much attention. . .seriously. . .but I can ( Read more... )

Wel if you talked to me yesterday you heard about the bitch fucking organic chemistry test from hell. Since I have to teach myself everything for that class. . .I tend to wait until the last second. I stayed up all night to study for this test and I thought cynically that it wouldn't matter, because it frequently hasn't throughout my collegiate ( Read more... )

I'm working off of a good. . .2 hours of sleep at max. . .which isn't that bad except I probably will be working off of the same two hours of sleep this time tomorrow morning, unless something drastic happens ( Read more... )

Seaweed. . .seriously. . .they were lying to you and trying to tarnish a good name when they said it was that other awful thing that they said it was ( Read more... )

I must finish the book. . .the fate of the world rests in the balance and I have to put down a book to go to class. . .are you fucking kidding me ( Read more... )

Patrons at the Flying Saucer are perhaps the coolest people in the world ( Read more... )

I saw a guy today that I see everyday. . .he said hello to me and called me by name just like everyday. It got me thinking, this guy could be an absolute dick if you ever got to know him, but I don't think anyone does get to know him. So no one gets anything but kindness from a stranger from him. It is all speculation ofcourse, but it seems like he ( Read more... )