At this time, at this date. . .I officially am wearing my first pair of underwear in almost a week AND they are clean.

Only two words should come to mind. . . .Fucking Sweet

Hunter S Thompson fatally shot himself late Sunday night at his compound in Colorado in an apparent suicide. This is my humble tribute to the man who popularized a unique form of fictional journalism and gave a name and voice to the disenfranchised counter culture. The man could write about everything and come across as not only credible but ( Read more... )

So the search is on for Eric West's wallet. . .if you have seen it send word to him ( Read more... )

Igaloo shalala my ass, I want my motherfuckin change ( Read more... )

I spent Valentine's Day playing frisbee golf, frisbee, and Risk. No smells of warm breath as someone drifts their pink lips up from your chin to a place where they seem to fit like the pieces of soft and slick jigasaw puzzle. Instead a dozen soon-bloom roses, made of Hershey Kisses and a thin sharp piece of metal wrapped in sticky green paper, and ( Read more... )

I come to you at this early time, a humble and peaceful man. I feel great right now. . .for many unbelievable reasons ( Read more... )

Well everyone, I want you all to know that the Mystery of the Wooden Noise has been solved. I've asked my suitemate several times what the noise was and every time he tells me that it is a delicate situation. Apparently by delicate he means that he has been twirling a small cane around and dropping it while dancing to loud rap music. That is right ( Read more... )

Holy hell. . .I had an 8:00 class today and I made it. Which is wonderful news considering that I tossed and turned all night and can remember looking at the clock up until about 4:43. I got back to my room from class at 8:59 and decided to take a nap until my 12:00. No dice, children. I woke up at. . .well 2:37, which is significantly later than ( Read more... )

In the pantheon of all time crazy nights, last night blasted its way into the top five. For some reason it doesn't seem like it lasted that long though. I have no idea what happened to Eric West last night after 3:00, if ANYONE knows, please inform me as I am fairly to extraordinarily worried. We need to play frisbee golf today, I feel the need for ( Read more... )

7:00 here in 432, I am assuming it will be later than that when you all get around to reading this. I woke up at 6:00 in a panic, desperately (in my mind) searching for something. I got over that and felt a dream pouring back into me, the one that precluded this panic ( Read more... )