it is so HOT out baby do you know where we fucking LIVE

i neglected to mention i actually have NO FUCKING CLUE what time your oral surgery is today. i am deliberating about going to get food stamps now.

my symphony sounds like this cough cough sniffle oink whack whack whack

drudgery, contempt

i think i know what's happening now my body is made out of little pieces of onion

dear baby!

today i was full of energy, i was spinning around everybody, my fists flying out at random and all words escaping my mouth like motorcycles racing through a tunnel.

no novice life livers, here!

also my uncle quit smoking pot because he started coughing up blood. apparently people cough up blood when they have lung cancer.

when my coughs yield anything, it is nearly always bloody.

it can't be cancer

"what the motherucking god damn"

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 i am making toast and then i am going to the dentist, apparently my wisdom teeth are four rotted out little buckets collecting things.  i want to keep all my teeth for life.  my father never eats in front of me because i think he has to go home and do something to his food first.  like reduce it.