Where are the titties? I need more titties. I had titties but now they are depressing. Far too depressing to look at ( Read more... )

Well, so I hung out with a new friend? a few days ago. That was interesting. We hung out at the mall. I ate a pretzel. It was quite an intriguing pretzel. Then we went to the bookstore and I said funny things as is my people's custom ( Read more... )

Rock and or Roll, I am now employed in the vacuum forming industry as an Electrical Drafter! Moneyfication systems activate!!!

So I might get a girlfriend soon? I guess I am not disgusting after all.

I wanted my friends to come over. But only one did! That was really crappy. It was fun hanging out with Alfonso and shit though. Me and Alfonso made Slap Tags I still have to put those up. I am always paranoid when I put them up though. I wanted NICOLE to come and play video games and then another day VINCE to go thriftationing. Didn't happen ( Read more... )

ughhhhhh I hate being annoooying! I hate being confused as well :(

I found so much shit from my 8th 9th and 10th grades. its so fucking funny. I am going to put some of that shit on here.

Was allright. I didnt get enough attention. I REQUIRE ATTENTION DAMNIT! Some jackass was talking smack on me. Fuckin' funny, I didn't even know what was going on. I don't like parties or whatever the fuck those are that much.

What ya'll gon' do now!

I love the media. FUcking funny shit.

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I so want to work for the media and twist things around and sensationalize things.

*we go to our reporter Evan Agresti in the field*

"Good morning Bob, today we have a story about a silent killer."

"my awesomeness"

nahhh whatever I'll get back to this when I have more ideas for now just watch this video.