K'HRRAK TH'UGGHMAAAAR'H!

EARTH BELONGS TO THE INSECTSSLASHTOR HAS GAINED ACCESS TO MIKEYBIDNESS'S SCHOOL INTERNET CONNECTION! FLEE, HUMAN SKINSACKS, BEFORE SLASHTOR'S CHITTERING MANDIBLES ( Read more... )

K'HRRAK TH'UGGHMAAAAR'H!

EARTH BELONGS TO THE INSECTSSLASHTOR HAS GAINED ACCESS TO MIKEYBIDNESS'S SCHOOL INTERNET CONNECTION! FLEE, HUMAN SKINSACKS, BEFORE SLASHTOR'S CHITTERING MANDIBLES ( Read more... )

guess who it is that is back?

slashtor is back and you must tell all of your friends!slashtor has come back to remind you skinapes that the hour of your enslavement is at hand. soon slashtor and his slashtorlings will bask in the sun, vibrating their thoraxes to create some sort of sick, twisted laughing sound as you warmbloods struggle building ( Read more... )

EARTH BELONGS TO THE INSECTSSlashtor not dead. Slashtor was only hibernating through your bitterly cold skinsack summer. SLASHTOR HAS NOW RETURNED TO OPPRESS, ENSLAVE AND KEEP YOU AWAKE ALL NIGHT BY BEATING HIS LEGS AGAINST HIS MAGNFICENT OPAQUE THORAX! Slashtor feels the hunger rise within him. Slashtor must gorge upon the sweet brainmush of the ( Read more... )

PUNY APELINGS ( Read more... )

SLASHTOR CAN'T FEEL A "FUCKING" THING BENEATH HIS THORAX ( Read more... )

manling "mikey bidness" just punched me in the mandibles after i tried to impregnate him. i tried to convince him that his rugby player build and ample frame would allow for my young to grow strong and healthy within his chest cavity, but the sweaty skinsack wouldn't listen. i think he's dosed my afternoon sugar water mix with some form of drug, i ( Read more... )

the manlings! they love me! perhaps it would be ill-advised to feast upon their flesh just year. perhaps it would be much more practical to establish a dialogue with them and learn their ways, perhaps even put them to work fabricating mighty egg chambers for my slashtorlings to gambol and frolic within before i begin my rampant bloodslaughter ( Read more... )

i do like the manling musical group "radiohead"'s "like spinning plates". it does remind me of the sound we slashtor would make flying between planetary conquests, our legs throbbing against our thoraxes creating a most pleasing hum ( Read more... )

eepelbronk! remind me to never drink the blood of manling "mikey bidness" again. the effluent that manling allows to flow through his blood tubes is disgusting. manling "mikey bidness" should be ashamed of himself. "mikey bidness" needs a good goring with my mighty mandibles. i have not, however, since "mikey bidness" will pay, hurting severely and ( Read more... )