Can't Help Myself

[slaughterurwrld]

So who wants to take bets on how long the Emo-bot is going to last before he:

A) Offs himself in the wankiest of manners.

B) Someone puts the damn bucket of steel and bolts out of its misery.

Comments

[piratewhip]

...How kind of you.

[slaughterurwrld]

There was no intention of kindness in this statement. But if you're being sarcastic then I shall reply with an equally resounding "THANK YOU!"

So...placing your bet? How long you wanna put your dib down on? One week? Three days? A month? Come, come, you can't convince me that you're all sugar and peaches after that wonderful performance earlier.

[piratewhip]

I was being sarcastic.

What performance?!

I think I liked it better when you were speaking French. It was less disturbing!

[slaughterurwrld]

With your responses being just as moronic regardless of the language I'm speaking.

[threeswordstyle]

wouldn't bet against you on that

[slaughterurwrld]

Oh really? Because I think it would be a gas to see who comes the closest.

Come on, play along. If it's the only thing you do of notable piracy, placing a bet on an inanimate object's lifespan hardly counts in the "Eternal Damnation" category of hell. Trust me, I know.

[syuichirou_desu]

There must be something wrong with his circuits.

[oh_whatstheuse]

you're right, there is. i've this terrible pain all in the diodes down my left side, and they never seem to find anything wrong to repair.

[syuichirou_desu]

Could be the problem that you're too intelligent. Or too human, if such thing is even possible.

World isn't such a sad place, you know?

[slaughterurwrld]

PFFFTTTTTTTTTTTT!! AHAHAHAHHAHAHAorggrregohe... [Timed out due to megalomaniac laughing]

[oh_whatstheuse]

unfortunately i still don't think i can off myself, even if i want to.

[caffinatekillua]

What if you jumped into the water. Wouldn't you rust eventually?

[oh_whatstheuse]

no, my manufacturing is too superior for that. i fear i would only sink to the bottom and have to associate with the sea life instead of the humans.

[caffinatekillua]

You could take yourself apart piece by piece.

[mikanhorizon]

Looks like we'd have to go with B...poor little guy.

[slaughterurwrld]

And how long do you think it'll be before someone grabs the axe?

Shall we anty up the bet and also try to guess who might be the illustrious grim reaper on the matter?